The Water People

Who are the water people you ask?

They live upstairs from us.

They keep us awake day and night incessantly running water.

The running of the water appears to be random

throughout the daytime hours, but without fail begins nightly at

about 9-11:00pm. And continues until the wee hours.

And off we go....

To the sink, run the water for about 10-15 seconds, turn water off, walk away.

Wait 30 secs, return to sink, repeat procedure 40 MILLION FRICKING TIMES!

This occurs as I write this blog. I could get fancy and even include

sound clips of the ever running water, but I'm not gonna.

We pondered what could cause this immense water consumption.

Could it be related to the wrinkly skin syndrome somehow?

(See earlier 'Wrinkled in Alberta' post)

Maybe they own shares in the water company?

We thought it may be they own a camel.

Maybe they only have a small bowl for the camel and thus

have to walk back and forth to fill the camel's water dish.

Maybe one of them has OCD of the hand-washing variety.

That would be sad, but still very annoying.